Bad Advertising Lines

Advertising is littered by some of the most pathetic one-liners ever. Here are just a few examples to get the big smelly ball rolling:

"Look Dad; a Fish Eagle" (From that old Eagle Vision Cinema Commercial).

"No-one listened when Sam spoke, but when Samsung ..." (From the Samsung High 5 at Five)

"I'd like to thank my manager: Stewie W" (From that horrible 24Seven TV ad)

"Experience IT" (From most computer ads)

"It's because I'm a children" (Redro, damn ... remember that?)

Okay, so there's a couple of the really bad one's I could think of. But there must be hundreds, if not thousands more. So come on, let's slag the rubbish that's out there!