|The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference. - Fred Allen, American comic.|
|Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency - she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse. ~ Jacques Seguela.
|I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.|
|Advertising sure brings quick results--last week I advertised for a night watchman--the same night my safe was robbed.|
|One of life's disappointments is discovering that the man who writes the bank's ads is not the one who makes the loans.|
|How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?
His lips are moving.
|The Chevy Nova never sold well in Spanish speaking countries. "No va" means "it doesn't go" in Spanish.|
|Q. How many copywriters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. "NOBODY changes ANYTHING!!"
Q. How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. "Does it have to be a light bulb?"|
|Advertising without research is like shooting an arrow into the air and then looking for a target to catch it with.|